19 July, 2007
Wanted – Blog Gimp
I was out with Paul last night following Day 1 of the W3C Mobile Web Best Practices face to face meeting and he confessed to me that there just aren’t enough hours in the day for him to let the world know his every thought. Lets face it, he does have the occasional good idea or opinion. My heart went out to him and i thought to myself ‘this tragedy can not be allowed to go on any longer’. What to do, what to do….
….I know! He needs a blog gimp!
Behold, the must have accessory for the modern Web 2.0 blogger. Afterall, it is an awful chore to blog whilst drunk or hungover.
Blog Gimp code of conduct:
- blog gimps MUST blog its masters every thought and opinion
- blog gimps MUST NOT exercise editorial license
- blog gimps MUST NEVER EVER speak (the threat that blog gimp will reveal itself to be more intelligent/interesting than its master is all too real)
- blog gimps MUST go where its master goes. Toilet breaks are the only exception, however, deviant masters may ignore this exception if they so wish
- blog gimps MUST wear standard gimp attire (see image for reference)
All applicants should email paul directly and include a photo.
7 Responses to “Wanted – Blog Gimp”
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Dear David
We are very interested in your recent job advert and would also like to help our dear friend Paul out. (I am sure his wife would be relieved at him having some free time).
Please could you advise us on the format of the interview process? We are also concerned that first impressions count, so what do you think we should wear?
Yours in anticipation
C & D
Well Caroline, having previously met you and worked with you i know for a fact you’re not eligible on the basis of point number 3.
However, if crawling into Paul’s office in a black PVC outfit and dog collar sounds like a good time then by all means apply
@David, I have a question – how do you know it’s someone called Caroline?
oops I am dyslexic I meant M&S or was that S&M.
Ok on the rubber out fit though – where’s the talc?
Apparently the talc is supplied upon arrival at our HQ.
once again i repear this is NOT spam!. so do not delete because its cruail all u gimsp know that there are onyl two true gimps in the world. none of your colleges are part of the duo.. The onyl two true, worldly gimps are N&S
love N&S
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