04 July, 2007

We’re hiring

I’m in the mood for writing some blog posts, some of which are long overdue. However, before I start with some slightly more serious writing, below please find an email I just received from one of the ladies in the office (thanks Daphne). So, enjoy the giggle.

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

 

new recruit

Employer’s response:……

Dear Peggy May,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check

 

2 Responses to “We’re hiring”

  1. Tarique Naseem 4 July 2007 at 12:36 pm #

    I can think of a couple of good reasons to employ her. :)

  2. Kamrul 4 July 2007 at 12:52 pm #

    Me too! I can see a couple of very huge reasons :)

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